Once in a far-away land there lived a beautiful young princess who was
happily planning the biggest ball of the year. Naturally, she wanted
everything to be just right. So she called the best piano tuner in all
of the land, Mr. Opornockety.
Opornockety came and tuned the piano two days before the gala event.
But to the dismay of our fair princess, on the very morning of the
ball she discovered that someone had been playing on the piano and it
was again out of tune. Quickly she summoned Opornockety to come
immediately and tune the piano again before her guests arrived.
Opornockety sent a reply that he couldn't do that.
Do you know why?
Because Opornockety tunes but once.
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