A LIZAD FUNNY: THINGS KIDS SAY

The Sermon: I think this mom will never forget this particular Sunday
sermon... 'Dear Lord,' the minister began, with arms extended toward heaven
and a rapturous look on his upturned face. 'Without you, we are but dust.'
He would have continued but at that moment my very obedient daughter (who
was listening!) leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in her shrill
little girl voice,

'Mom, what is butt dust?
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Tacklebox Lures

On her 15th birthday, my daughter opened a package from her mom and her sisters. Out came a beauty case containing many
samples of makeup.

"Neat!" I exclaimed. "Your own tackle box!"

My wife calmly explained that it was NOT a tackle box; it was a beauty kit. My daughter proceeded to open it up and
show us all the mascara, eye shadow, rouge, and other cosmetics.

At this point I leaned over to my wife and whispered, "I told you it was a tackle box. Just look at all those lures."

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